Why Are Tigers So Mean?

by Frederick Von Chimpenheimer

Recent psychological studies and brain scans have shown that tigers have naturally violent tendencies toward chimpanzees. "There's sort of a banana-envy thing going on, which makes the average tiger very self-conscious around chimpanzees" says Dr. Chimpfried Brown. Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetuer adipiscing elit. Sed at erat. Phasellus condimentum. Nullam sed magna. Donec quis tellus in neque congue porttitor. Proin sit amet ligula id leo porta rutrum. Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetuer adipiscing elit. In suscipit, pede a rutrum malesuada, lacus massa euismod neque, a hendrerit justo ante at eros. Clickitus heritus.

Plantains vs. Bananas

by Francine Chimperson

Throwing a party? There's no better way to anger your dinner guests than by accidentally serving them plantains instead of bananas. Avoid the poo flinging with these handy guidelines. Plantains look like over ripe bananas, and must be cooked before eaten. Bananas are softer, and don't cook very well (they get mushy). In suscipit, pede a rutrum malesuada, lacus massa euismod neque Clickitus heritus.